It's not all doom and gloom....

Just a quick one to encourage you for the day....Life is good!

There was an old man and woman who had been married for over fifty years. Times were very tough and food was scarce. The old woman, driven by hunger, broke into the neighbor's root cellar and stole a jar of peaches. She was caught and brought before the judge.

After the trial was done the judge, showing pity on the old woman, asked how many peaches were in the jar. "Five, your Honor", she said. The judge said: "Then I will give you one day for each peach. You will serve five days in jail".

From the back of the court room her husband shouted:"Your Honor, she also stole a big can of peas!"

LOL - too funny! So in case push comes to shove, leave the peas and go for the peaches :-)